Lightning Bolt!

my god! this blog is still here. how sad.
well my new blog is pillowcase1.blogspot.com for all your pillow needs.
just to update, heres some places where you can find the video

http://web.unbc.ca/~robert/Funny/
http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/9271/details/

and im tired of finding more
but you can just google "ogre-battle.large.mpeg"

lightningbolt!

Tall Girl Strikes!

the tall girl behind the hammer girl does attack in unison with hammer girl, then runs away. this means she should be added to the attack list. she's really tall! also to note is a guy, standing beside the tall girl, who has a mace. looks like a cool mace.

at 00min:10secs if you watch frame by frame as the demon runs into the frame on the right and out on the left, you can see lightning bolt guy do a great evasive manouver. he's hardcore!

Transcript

okay this isn't 100% accurate but its what i could interpret this first try. eventually i would like to make a timeline.

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someone off-screen : "ugh!"

lightning bolt guy: "lightning bolt!"

[sound of a strike]
someone off-screen : "agh!"

lightning bolt guy: "lightning bolt!"

[chinese man hit by stray lightning bolt]
chinese man: "uh!"

lightning bolt guy: "lightning bolt!"

[ogre strikes chinese man]
chinese man: "uagh!"

[ogre struck by lightning bolt]
large ogre: "aghh!"

lightning bolt guy: "lightning bolt!"

purple mage: "sleep!"

lightning bolt guy: "lightning bolt!"

large ogre: "aghh!"

lightning bolt guy: "lightning bolt!"

[some sort of barking sound can heard, possibly a yelp.]

purple mage: "sleep!"

lightning bolt guy: "lightning bolt!"

[large ogre falls]

demon: "death"

[unintelligible cry from hammer girl?]

demon: "ough."

lightning bolt guy: "death"?

demon: "oough."

[demon falls]

[clappy girl claps]



body count: 6 humans 1 ogre 1 demon

number of attacks:
lightning bolt guy: 10 projectile attacks
purple mage: 3 melee attacks
large ogre: 1 melee attack
demon: 2 projectile attacks, 2 melee attacks
hammer girl: 1 melee attack

lightning bolt guy accuracy: 66.6%
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Obsession

once in a while, i will come across some piece media that will take over the whole of my intrest for a freakishly long amount of time.

how did they come to doing this? is it halloween? do they plan these things? how can i join?
are they imitating rpg?
lightning bolt guy is balding?
how do they know when they're deed?
are there rules?
all the girls try to hit once, and then run away. what are they scared of?
is purple cape guy a mage? he's definÁtely the coolest... no, lightning bolt guy is the coolest.
when did the two guys already on the ground die?
who's girlfriend is clappy girl?
hammer girl fixers her top, mage guy fixes his hair.

without a doubt, there will be more.

Lightning Bolt!

i can't quite understand why, but this affects me deeply. maybe.

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